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May. 4th, 2011 01:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
essentialsaltesWTF.
"In her second arrest this year, the Atheists of Florida's legal coordinator was jailed Sunday on a charge of simulating a sex act in the presence of a 10-year-old boy."
i.e. she, inside her house--in a pretty lamebrained bid to get a kid to stop playing fucking basketball at 8:30 in the non-blessed AM right outside her house--made noises that "sounded like a woman experiencing sexual gratification in an extremely loud fashion," which were overheard by the boy and his father outside.
Clearly, she should have shouted "Oh God!" over and over again, and explained she was in the throws of religious ecstasy.
Anyway, the local law is the biggest twatwaffle in the story, but not by much.
"In her second arrest this year, the Atheists of Florida's legal coordinator was jailed Sunday on a charge of simulating a sex act in the presence of a 10-year-old boy."
i.e. she, inside her house--in a pretty lamebrained bid to get a kid to stop playing fucking basketball at 8:30 in the non-blessed AM right outside her house--made noises that "sounded like a woman experiencing sexual gratification in an extremely loud fashion," which were overheard by the boy and his father outside.
Clearly, she should have shouted "Oh God!" over and over again, and explained she was in the throws of religious ecstasy.
Anyway, the local law is the biggest twatwaffle in the story, but not by much.
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Date: 2011-05-04 09:13 pm (UTC)Stupid basketball
Date: 2011-05-04 09:57 pm (UTC)Re: Stupid basketball
Date: 2011-05-05 05:50 am (UTC)I don't know what to believe any more.
Re: Stupid basketball
Date: 2011-05-05 01:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-05 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-05 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-05 09:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-05 11:53 pm (UTC)I hate Florida THIS MUCH.
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Date: 2011-05-06 06:05 am (UTC)On March 3, Wachs was jailed on a charge that she posed as a licensed lawyer. She remained at the Polk County Jail on Tuesday without bail for being arrested while on bail for the previous charge.
Sounds like this was less about Corrupting Children and more about her being a fucking asshole.
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Date: 2011-05-06 02:00 pm (UTC)