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Posted by Laurent Shinar

The cat distribution system is quite a multifaceted thing. If anything the name is actually quite misleading as there is no organization per se who is responsible for delivering felines to hoomans. Rather, through the mystical workings of the universe, cats and hoomans are brought together when they are in need of one and other, even when they do not know it.

And this is story is a rather classic example of such a scenario as one kitty who had enough of their home went outside in search of another one. And after dropping a few hints to a hooman who was standing outside their own door, the catto had its heart set on them. Cue a series of feline home invasions and 'repatriations' in which eventually the original pawrent of the cute cat child conceded that the hooman who had been harboring their cat, should probably keep it, as that was what the cat wanted all along. Proving that there is little that one can do to stop the rising tide of the CDS.
 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Spending a lifetime with a cat, well, at least spending their lifetime together, is quite the achievement. And it does not come without more than a few funny stories, scary moments, and warm, loving memories along the way. But what is tough is finding the heart to move on after your soul cat has passed on to the next world.

To make space in your heart for the coming of a new kitty and to let them fill the void that your now gone cat used to so wonderfully fill with love and affection. And that is the story we have for you today, detailing one woman's journey from parting ways with her soul cat, to bringing home a new kitten which caused her to question if she had done the right thing, if she was actually ready to move on. But as it almost always goes, she was ready, she just needed to see it for herself.
 

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Posted by Aleksandra Wrona

Kirk said of Floyd, "This guy was a scumbag. Now, does that mean he deserves to die? That's two totally different things — of course not."
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Posted by Jordan Liles

Users shared this claim after the president signed a memorandum in September 2025 deploying troops to the Tennessee city to combat crime.
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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hello cat pawrents, whisker worshippers, and all-around feline fanatics! How's it going? More importantly, how's your cat doing today? We know the answer already: probably being the cutest, most pawrfect creature in the universe. And yes, before you ask - every single cat is the best cat. Yours, ours, your neighbor's, that one who lives at the grocery store down the street… all of them. Cats are just built different. They've mastered the art of existing as the most adorable, pawdorable, floofy little beings in history. Truly nature's finest achievement.

We're completely obsessed, and honestly, we're not even trying to hide it. Cats just have that magic. They curl up into little cinnamon-roll shapes that make your heart melt, then stretch into weird spaghetti noodles five minutes later. They purr like tiny engines. They stare at you like you've said something offensive when you dare to sit in their spot, and somehow we still love them more every day. And let's not forget - cats are alarm clock experts. They know exactly when you wake up, not because they care about your schedule, but because it means breakfast is coming. Geniuses.

So yes, cats own our hearts, our couches, and our Wi-Fi history (don't check). Which is why we've gathered these wholesome cat memes - to help heal the feline-shaped hole in your heart.

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Posted by Ben Weiss

Looking for another job while currently employed inevitably feels like living a double life. You have to keep up with your current tasks and responsibilities at work so that nobody becomes suspicious about what you might be up to. At the same time, though, you need to make yourself available for interviews with other companies while devoting enough time and energy to preparing for those interviews so that you actually do a good job. It's a tough balancing act that few can accomplish with ease, and this employee certainly tried to pull it off. Unfortunately, it didn't exactly turn out the way they had hoped it would.

After being contacted on Indeed by a competitor, this author decided to hear what these folks had to say and took an interview with them. They weren't actually looking seriously for other job opportunities. This position would actually be a lateral move, but it would be at a company that was closer to their location and therefore more convenient for their commute. After a successful interview, the author felt good about their chances and was told they would hear more very soon. However, nothing was set in stone.

Soon thereafter, the author was confronted by their CEO, who had connected the dots and figured out that they were looking for work elsewhere. The author was backed into a corner and was unable to deny it. That's when they learned that the fragile CEO was letting the employee go as a result. The author began to suspect foul play. After all, how did the CEO figure it out? It's not like the employee was absent or doing a poor job in their current role. When the author contacted the other company, it became clear that there was, in fact, some communication behind their back.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Every cat pawrent has wondered it at some point: "Will my baby forget me if I'm gone for too long?". Whether it's a semester abroad, a long vacation, or even a very busy work trip, the thought of missing out on our cat's life can weigh heavily on the heart. After all, they're not just pets - they're family, and family bonds feel too precious to risk.

But here's the reassuring truth: cats don't forget the ones who love them. Research has shown that cats have excellent long-term memory, especially when it comes to people they've bonded with. They recognize our voices, our scents, even the sound of our footsteps. They associate us with comfort, safety, food, and affection - which are some of the strongest ties a cat can have.

We're sure many of you in the online feline family have experienced this yourselves. Maybe you studied abroad for a semester, went on a two-month trip, or stayed away longer than you'd hoped. And when you returned, your cat greeted you with purrs, cuddles, or that slow-blink look of love that says "Of course I remember you. You're mine."

So to all the pawrents facing the same worry as this young woman: your cats won't forget you. Their hearts keep the memory of your love safe until you return.

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Posted by Nur Ibrahim

The Turning Point USA co-founder and conservative commentator was fatally shot while speaking at a Utah college.
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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

A labor man broke his leg on the job by slipping between some dangerous high-rise scaffolding, but instead of leaving him to fend for himself with the medical bills and the leave, his manager stepped up and defended him. Knowing that it would cost the managerial team their safety bonuses, this upstanding subcontractor diligently recorded all of the events of his employee's injury and refused to let corporate brush his physical ailments to the wayside.

The right thing to do isn't always the easiest, but when it comes to meticulous compliance, this contractor is the defendant you want in your corner defending your case, because he was prepared to go the extra mile in good conscience. 

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Posted by Brad Dickson

There are certain situations where you just don't want to draw unnecessary attention to yourself. Things like avoiding making direct eye contact with the teacher in class to avoid answering questions, or that exceptionally long paragraph that's coming up.

In situations like this, it's best to go as unnoticed as possible. Flying under the radar becomes a method of self-preservation, even when you're not doing anything wrong; it's just that getting your teacher's attention at the wrong time would be mighty stressful and inconvenient. 

As you grow up, the powers that be are no longer petty authority figures but mighty swollen bureaucracies and their agents of misfortune. Again, it's not that you're doing anything wrong, at least not intentionally, but drawing their gaze is like the eye of Sauron fixating on the Ring when Frodo slips it on his finger, and once the gaze is upon you, there is no going back.

Before you know it, you're going to be drowning in unnecessary administration and all the paperwork that comes with it, with fines for each small violation as a reward.

When it comes to building management, the local authorities' building inspector and the fire marshal are two of those things that you'd rather not have come poking around. With their technical policy manuals in hand, there is not a building in the world that these professionals could walk through where they couldn't pull up some violation that would need rectifying. 

Don't get me wrong, this is all for good reason, good technical standards are written in the dark red ink of hard lessons. But when you're on the receiving end of an impossible list of required alterations, it doesn't feel this way. And I'm sure that's exactly how this landlord was feeling after they willingly brought themselves to the attention of the local fire marshal, putting an end to their quarrel with their tenant. 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hey there, fellow feline fanatics! We all know life with cats isn't just cuddles and cuteness - it's also a full-on rollercoaster of fabulous feistiness. One moment they're curled up like fluffy little angels, and then they're zooming across the house at 3 AM like they've just been possessed by the spirit of a cheetah on espresso. That's the beauty of cat parenthood: every day is unpredictable, chaotic, and utterly delightful.

Take our own office, for example. Yesterday we walked in and found our two furballs snuggled together, purring like a pair of tiny tractors. Our hearts melted. The day before? We walked in to discover a surprise vomit pile and two innocent faces pretending they had no idea what we were talking about. Classic. With cats, you never know if you're getting a snuggle session or a scene from a soap opera titled As the Litter Box Turns.

But that's exactly why we love them. Their feisty antics, their sassy stares, their unexplainable midnight chaos - it's all part of the package deal of loving these tiny drama queens and kings called cats. So let's kick off this fabulously feisty feline fiesta with some memes that will remind you of the exact energy your own cats bring to the table. Buckle up - it's going to be Purrific.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Cats like their habits, and they very much dislike change. Cats get startled by anything and everything, even the smallest changes in their environment. Cats have funny reactions to smells that they find unfamiliar and maybe a little unpleasant. If you think that you have a hard time with change, then you have never actually met a cat. Not possible. 

So, really, it's not surprising that this cat had a funny reaction to its owner dying their hair blue. Big change right there. The color, the smell of the chemicals… it's a lot for any human to handle, let alone a sensitive cat. And although it is sad in some ways to get that kind of a reaction from your cat to a change in your look, it is also… hilarious. Truly. We don't remember snorting quite as honestly at a picture of a suspicious cat in quite a long time, and we have to thank you for it from the bottom of our hearts. 

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Posted by Emma Saven

I can't imagine it's easy having to explain finances to a partner who thinks money still comes from the tooth fairy, but instead of losing teeth, they're losing credit scores…This hardworking husband always provides for his family, and rarely has complaints about his wife's spending habits. She is still a stay-at-home mom despite her kids being in middle school, and during her free time, she took it upon herself to decide they needed a newer car, because the two cars they already own are looking a tad bit 'old'...

However, this financially cautious husband just paid off their mortgage, and believes that the money should be saved towards a greater use, such as their children's college funds or retirement…Let's just say his wife didn't quite love this idea as much as she did the Audi down on 51st street…One thing led to another, and her husband made a passive comment about how if she really wants the car, she should try getting a job to assist in paying for it! 

HA! If we thought she was annoyed before, no wonder she doesn't care about their retirement funds, she's basically been retired for the last 15 years anyway. #can't relate

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Some employees, as soon as they set foot on the first day on the job, will make it loud and clear that they do not want to be there. They have no problem letting everyone know that the last thing they want to do is actually work. 

How they keep their job for more than a week is beyond me…

That is exactly what crossed my mind when I read the story below. From day one, this news reporter was very vocal about her lack of interest in the job. So much so that she had no problem letting everyone know that she used ChatGPT to do her job. Surprisingly, she wasn't fired after getting caught, or after she made a big mistake live on-air, but it wasn't long before she decided to quit herself, six months into the job.

Now, some coworkers are planning her goodbye party, but one of them is refusing to attend. Keep scrolling to read why.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

There are still a lot of people out there who truly believe that cats don't have feelings. That cats don't care about us. That cats only tolerate us because we bring them food. But that is so not true. We, as actual cat owners, who have lived with cats for many years, know that cats love their humans so much, more than we ever expect them to. And something that we have learned over the years - the same thing that the person in today's story learned - is that even cats that are "unaffectionate" on a day-to-day basis, are always there for us when we need them the most. 

Cats will surprise you with how much affection they can give you in moments of need. They will remind you, right when you need it, exactly what it is out there that makes life so worth living. Affection, love, unconditional love. You give them a little, and they will return it tenfold. 

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Posted by Isabella Penn

Some landlords will go to absurd lengths to squeeze a few extra dollars out of former tenants. Case in point: one renter shared a story about moving out of his efficiency apartment after five years, only to receive a call three months later from his ex-landlord accusing him of leaving behind "junk" and now owing $300 for removal. In reality, the only items he left were a chair and a mirror placed neatly by the trash cans for bulk pickup. When the landlord tried to claim there was "more junk," the tenant pushed back. Cornered, the landlord finally muttered, "Just forget it."

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

How much time would you say you spend on work even after you leave the office for the day? 

While we would probably love to say we spend absolutely no time working or even thinking about work while we are off the clock, we all know that's a huge lie. Work follows us home whether we like it or not. We do, however, get the chance to contain it. Work shouldn't take up your time after you leave the office, and if you stay determined, you can keep it to a minimum and enjoy your free time as freely as you can.

Take the employee in the story below as an example. After working from home full-time, her company decided to bring the employees back to the office. That resulted in the company losing the privilege it got from having employees work from home, such as availability throughout the entire day. As soon as the employees were forced into a regular schedule from the office, they refused to spend any time they were not there on anything related to work.

When the boss confronted this employee for refusing to reply to Slack messages after hours, she made sure to tell him who was at fault for that.

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Posted by Emery Winter

A widely viewed social media post wondered why the discovery of a dinosaur tail in amber wasn't making headlines in 2025. It's a decade old.
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Posted by Elna McHilderson

Do you love cats? Do you need your coffee in the mornings? Then you have come to the right place! Below we have gathered some top notch content of cats and coffee for people just like you to enjoy! Maybe even start off you day this way. 

 

When you have a cat or two (or 12), then you know how hard it is to leave your bed in the morning. And if they are cuddled up right next to you? Oh man, forget it! You're never getting out of there. In fact, there should be a law that prevents you from moving if a cat is cuddled up sleeping on you. So just stay there, laying in your bed, and scroll through some of these silly little kitty posts. The coffee will still be ready to drink afterwards! And your cat will thank you for the extra cuddle time. 

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