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Posted by Emma Saven

Within certain family dynamics, it can often feel as though they are living through a real-life soap opera. 

Hidden family secrets, hidden family members, and potential family feuds…Have we suddenly jumped through the television screen and entered an unhinged episode of Days of Our Lives?

When you discover a massive family secret that changes everything, do you stay silent and let it come to light on its own, or is it your responsibility to confront it, even if it isn't your information to share? 

This family is caught at a crossroads when the oldest sister mistakenly discovers that her brother has a secret child. She decides that it's only right to share this major news with her parents, out of both shock and equal excitement at the idea of her new niece. But when she discovers that this could come between her brother and his wife's relationship, is it already too late to take back her actions…?

No, you did not just read the blurb of a New York Times Best Seller: this is real-life, making the situation even more delicate and life-changing… 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We all know that cats are purrfectly peculiar creatures. They like the most random things, like the bottle cap that fell on the floor instead of their $30 feather toy you just bought them. It may seem like they're doing this just to spite you, but we pawmise you, they aren't. In a new viral TikTok trend, cat owners are buying their kitties simple slabs of concrete - and their cats are pawsitively obsessed with them! But the question is, why?

Well, cats love any surface that is different than the one they're on. They view the surface they're lying on as their territory, so if they are lying on your living room floor, they have a lot of area to "protect" - this explains why cats love enclosed spaces more. The rough, purrfectly porous texture of the concrete also purrvides them with ample opportunity to scent-mark, and it can scratch that itch you've been trying to get to for weeks! There are plenty more answers below, so scroll down and read them all!

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hello, feline fanatic fans, certified crazy cat ladies, and everyone who melts at the sight of toe beans - congratulations. You've unlocked the ultimate mental wellness advantage: cats. Cats are nature's tiny, purring therapists, here to sprinkle serotonin with every blink, loaf, and soft meow. One head tilt from a kitty is a mood booster. A cat flopping dramatically onto their side like it just can't anymore is an instant emeowtional support.

And while not everyone can have a warm, purring ball of fluff in their lap 24/7, there's one thing we can all have access to: wholesome cat memes. They're bite-sized bundles of joy, meowingly terrific, and always just a scroll away. Floofy feline memes are a pawsitive energy injection right into your cat-loving soul.

So here's your Cat Survival Kit -  wholesome feline funnies to curl up with whenever life gets a little complicated. Share them, hoard them, or send them to your anxious group chat. It's your duty as a cat lover to spread the purr.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Kittens are tiny little menaces. We love them more than life itself, but they are seriously smol engines of chaos that are simultaneously the cutest things on Earth and also your worst nightmare. 

They climb all over everything, run around at all hours of the night for a good 6 to 9 months… but even with all of that, you choose to keep them in your house because they are like little fluff balls with big eyes and even bigger purrsonalities. They aren't the easiest thing to live with, but they certainly do not warrant an elderly neighbor getting a restraining order against you because your kitten makes noise.

Yes, you read that correctly. After this San Diego resident adopted a 3-month-old kitten, his downstairs neighbor started calling the police on him for his cat making too much noise, and even had him summoned to court (twice)! Everyone understood how absurd this was, except for the neighbor. Read through the whole kitten cat-astrophe below!

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Malicious compliance is like the fountain of youth for employees in the workforce. Dealing with an extra bossy boss who refuses to see your side in any argument or debate? Fine, I'll do what you say (even though I know I'm right). You have a new hire who thinks they're above it all, even though you're the one who trained them and helped them learn everything they know? Sure, I'll make sure to teach you everything wrong for the remainder of training (since you know so much better than I). It's the little things in the workplace that keep your vigor (and workplace rigor, probably) alive.

In this next story, a boss demands their employee to text them each time they are finished meeting with an important client, and to not move forward to another client until he boss responds to their text message. Of course, the employee begins doing as their boss says the day their boss begins renovations on their home… So, naturally, the employee sits for hours, without work, because their boss was preoccupied with picking out if eggshell or ivory would be better for the sunroom. Scroll below to read the full story.

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Posted by Isabella Penn

Job interviews can feel downright terrifying, like walking into a room where everyone's judging your every word, outfit, and breath. You don't know what kind of people you'll face on the panel either. Are they looking for someone personable or strictly technical? Do they want buttoned-up professionalism or someone who fits a more casual vibe? It really depends on the company's culture, and reading the room isn't always easy under pressure.

If you've been in the job market lately, you've probably sent out 100 résumés just to land one single interview. So when that moment finally comes, it can feel like your entire career is hanging in the balance.

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

The only way to afford the PTO for a decent vacation is by digging deep into your own morally-grey pocket. Many of you would do anything for a little extra PTO. After a long, hard week in the workplace, a vacation starts to seem like the only antidote for a poisonous job and a collection of mean coworkers. Even with dreams of white sand, turquoise beaches, and an all-inclusive swim-up bar dancing in your head, there is still a limit to what we'd do for a trip. "Would I do anything for a vacation?" you wonder.

But there's a line in the sand of common decency that mustn't be crossed, even for the sake of a well-deserved vacay.

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Posted by kalila courban

Calling all feline fanatics,  breakfast is served, and it's a fancy feast of funny felines! We're dishing up 30 delightfully silly cat memes to start your morning with the purrfect blend of humor, chaos, and charm. Just like your favorite breakfast combo (coffee and a croissant, perhaps?), these memes are light, satisfying, and guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Here at ICanHasCheezburger, we believe in beginning each day with pawsitivity and a generous helping of cat-induced giggles. Whether you woke up feeling refreshed or you're still dragging yourself out of bed like a grumpy tabby, this collection is your shortcut to joy. We've rounded up the goofiest, most expressive, and downright dramatic cats on the internet, and trust us, they did not come to play. They came to meme.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Meow, meow hoomans the weekend is here and that means that Caturday has landed, sweetly and softly. So gently in fact that you might not have even heard it coming. And considering it is the most important feline day of the week, we wanted to make sure that you were informed of its arrival, so we went ahead and made this most concentrated cocktail of cat child goodness we could get our hands on and put it in this list of cute cat child memes that are purrfect for celebrating Caturday.

So take yourself a few extra moments in bed, it is what your cat would want you to do, tis Caturday after all. And enjoy the peace of not rushing to work, enjoy the silence of no alarm and no annoying messages pinging you before the work day has started. Because Caturday is here and it is time to celebrate all things feline in this life. 

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Posted by Taija PerryCook

An X user intended to draw a parallel between the infamous concentration camp of Nazi Germany and modern-day migrant detention policies in the U.S.
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Posted by Elna McHilderson

There are certain accommodations that societies provide for their citizens with disabilities. Things like ramps, brail signage, and, of course, handicap parking spots. However, there are always those few individuals who try to take advantage of things that do not belong to them. Not so much the ramps or brail, but definitely the handicap parking spots. These spots are important for people with disabilities because it gives them enough space to do what they gotta do to get out of the car and gets them close to the establishment they're trying to reach. It's usually a large fine for parking in one of these spots when you do not carry the proper credentials for it. 

 

However, sometimes people who really do need the spot and have the credentials still get scruff because they aren't the poster child for "disabilities." Take, for instance, young people with a non-physical disabilities. Young people with disabilities are always getting flak because they don't "look like" they have anything "wrong" with them. 

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Posted by Isabella Penn

Being a social media manager isn't just about posting cute photos or funny memes. Okay sometimes it is, but under the surface it's a fast-paced, high-pressure job that often gets overlooked. A lot of people think anyone can run a social media account, but when you're tasked with actually growing a business through these platforms, it's a whole different ballgame. You're not just posting; you're doing marketing, photography, copywriting, video editing, customer service, and analytics all at once. Plus, you have to keep up with trends that change literally overnight. Timing is everything on social media, and if you can't move fast, you'll get buried by the algorithm.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Picture this: a cozy corner, a cup of tea, and a group of well-read felines flipping through the pages of their favorite meowmoirs and fiction books. These cats aren't just lounging, they're literary. From curling up with a classic like Purride and Prejudice to getting lost in the tail of The Great Catsby, these whiskered wordsmiths are ready to start their own book club: The Meownthly Read.

They take their reading seriously, just don't interrupt during a cliffhanger. Some lead deep discussions (in the form of dramatic stares), while others purrfer to simply sprawl across open pages. Their tastes are refined: a little pawetry here, a yarn-filled mystery there, and always a strong feline lead. And of course, they never dog-ear a page. Ever.

Whether they're reading for knowledge, cat-napping mid-chapter, or just sitting on your open laptop like it's their personal Kindle, these feline bibliophiles are here to inspire. So the next time you catch your cat staring thoughtfully at a stack of books, don't be surprised. They're just getting ready for their next purr-suasive book review.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

When the stars align and the fur flies, chaos meets cattitude in the most astrological way. Every sign brings its own brand of meowgic and let's just say, the universe has claws.

Aries cats barrel into rooms like they're late for a fight they started. Taurus won't move unless bribed with snacks and a heated blanket. Gemini will scream at 3 a.m., then cuddle like nothing happened. Cancer melts into your lap, then acts personally attacked when you get up. Leo makes a grand entrance, demands applause, then falls asleep mid-pose. Virgo grooms obsessively and side-eyes your messy life from atop the bookshelf.

Libra can't pick a sunbeam. Scorpio vanishes, then reappears behind you, judging. Sagittarius is already on the roof. Don't ask how. Capricorn is busy running a to-do list that starts with "Nap" and ends with "World Domination." Aquarius is trying to hack the Wi-Fi again while Pisces is emotionally overwhelmed… by a shadow.

Fur, feelings, and full-blown drama. It's not just a mood, it's cosmic cat chaos.

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Posted by Ben Weiss

Parking is part of virtually every driving test, so why is it so difficult for people to master? It's not that folks don't remember how to park properly. It's that they simply do not care to do a decent job. What often happens next is that, unless someone is parking poorly in their own private driveway, nine times out of ten, a bad parking job affects literally everyone else. It might keep another driver from finding a spot, make it nearly impossible for the adjacent driver to pull out, or even cause literal damage. 

These drivers had had enough of the obnoxious parkers in their neighborhoods and decided to take their frustration to the next level. They wound up writing the following clever, ruthless, and occasionally wildly creative petty notes. One can only imagine what it must be like to approach your poorly parked car and discover one of these messages on the windshield. Keep scrolling through for the full list!

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hello cat pawrents, how did this past week treat you? Did it treat you like a fresh can of tuna treats your kitty? Hopefully in a good way, with lots of cozy naps, soft purrs, and maybe just a little less chaos than usual (we can dream). Every cat pawrent deserves a week that ends with a happy purring floof curled up beside them, because giving a cat a loving home is a daily act of kindness - and bravery, depending on how feisty your feline is.

Now that we're going into the weekend, it's time to slip into the purrfectly lazy Caturday mindset. And what better way to do that than with a big ol' dose of cats that aren't even yours? Sure, you could try to lure the neighborhood stray with treats and chin scritches. But it's so much easier to surround yourself with feline fabulousness from the comfort of your couch, with an endless scroll of delightful cat pictures that will warm your heart and make you feel like you've just been gently headbutted by joy.

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