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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Completing a work-related task as fast as possible does not necessarily mean the job was done well, but apparently, many managers struggle to come to terms with that. In their eyes, a fast job means a good job, because they simply can't be bothered.

That kind of logic is what probably led the boss in the story below to demand that the science lab employees provide a daily report at 11:00 AM. Even though the results from their tests can never be ready at that time, the boss insisted on this report as early as possible, which led the employee to give him reports with half-completed data.

By the end of the month, when it was time to gather all the reports, lo and behold, the boss had a lot of missing sections he had to complete. Since he only realised it at the end of the day, none of the employees were there to help him out, and he had to find a way to clean up his own mess.

Will the boss learn from this mistake and take back his demand for incomplete reports? We'll have to wait and see…

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Once you click with the right personal service professionals, they become priceless. If you found a hairdresser who actually cuts your hair how you want, you can never let them go, which is why some people go to the same hairdresser for 20 years.

The same goes for contractors, plumbers, mechanics, and house cleaners. You form a relationship with these people that even outlasts some actual friendships.

When the girlfriend in the story below demanded that her boyfriend fire his cleaning lady, we figured it must be because of something big. Firing an excellent cleaner is not something to be taken lightly. The girlfriend's reason for this demand was that she saw the cleaner take food out of the fridge, and claimed that it was unprofessional. 

Her boyfriend, on the other hand, insisted that he was the one who told his worker to feel free to take food out of the fridge during her breaks, and thinks it is perfectly normal to allow someone who works for you to make themselves a cup of coffee during their workday.

The girlfriend still thinks this is weird, but that is not enough to convince the homeowner to get rid of a service professional he trusts…

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats may act like fearless rulers of the household, but introduce them to snow or a chilly breeze, and suddenly they become dramatic little divas. The moment a cold draft slips under the door, they stare at it like the weather purrsonally insulted them. They'll glare out the window as if winter is an unacceptable malfunction that needs to be fixed immediately. And if a paw happens to touch snow? That single toe freeze is enough to trigger a full meltdown, complete with offended meows and frantic retreat back to the warmest blanket in the house.

Even indoor cats can't escape the cold-weather complaints. They spend winter under blankets, on top of heaters, buried in laundry piles, and draped over radiators like furry hot water bottles. Their paws tuck underneath their bodies, their tails wrap tight like scarves, and they look at their hoomans with that classic "fix the thermostat, peasant" expression. 

Deep down, cats love winter for one reason only: it gives them the perfect excuse to demand premium warmth and attention. More blankets, more cozy laps, more treats delivered on command. It's their season for maximum pampering, and they fully intend to take advantage of it.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hello cat pawrents! If you know more than just one cat, you know that a cat will always cat. That's just how the world works, we didn't make the rules - we're just playing by them. Cats have certain behaviors, specific habits, and most of them are shared across the entire feline world. Yes, in its entirety. We're talking about the wild, large, and feral feline side of their world. Big cats - cheetahs, lions, leopards, lynx, pumas, and all the large cousins of our house cats. While our cats rule the domestic kingdoms, big cats rule the wilderness with an iron paw.

Did your cat run in a sudden zoomies attack at 4 AM? Well, so did the cheetah. Did your cat loaf lazily in the sun, like there's nothing to worry about in the world? Lots of lions do that, too. Did your cat hunt a red laser dot with a hunter's precision? A tiger just did that in the jungle - you wouldn't have heard him coming even if you tried to listen carefully. And yes, he probably also wiggled his behind before he pounced on his prey.

So here's to all the cats! Lorge, smol, and everything in between. Because every roar is a meow, and every meow is… still a meow, but that just means it's a cat.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

It's easier to convert someone into being a cat lover than you might think. Especially if they love to nap! One thing that cats love to do is sleep, and even more than that, they love to sleep next to something warm. So, if you put a mom or dad who likes to nap together with a new cat looking to snooze a little bit, you're almost certain to make a match made in heaven. That's exactly what happened to this mom below, and it's quite pawssibly the cutest thing ever!

Like many parents, she was resistant to the newly adopted fluffy feline that was entering her purrfectly clean and organized home. "It will get cat hair everywhere", "It's not allowed on the furniture", and "It's dirty! Yuck" were all she could say. Until one day, her kids found the two of them snoozing together in purrfect harmony, and now, they are often found snuggled up together like two bugs in a rug. 

It's always the ones that resist the hardest who end up becoming the ones who are most attached, right? Usually it's the dads who don't want the cat, but this time, this cute kitty won mom around and now has her wrapped around his awwdorable little paws. Scroll down to see some cute pics of them below!

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Posted by Elna McHilderson

It's that time of the year, when the winter blues hits you hard, but if you have a cat, you have a chance! You need to take your catidepressants, which we are providing for you with the friendly feline funnies below! If you like cats (which you gotta because are you even a human with a heart if you don't like cats?!), then you have come to the right place. We don't mess around! We meow around! Haha, just kidding. We leave the meowing to our feline friends, and could listen to them meow all days. 

 

So, come enjoy the medicinal friendly feline funnies with us below. It works better than prescription strength. Cat people already know this, but maybe you didn't. Maybe you needed to be reminded why you need cat cuteness in your life. There is a reason they are so popular online. In fact, we'd argue they are the #1 content to view online. Why look at all the other weird, sad, messed up stuff when there is so much cute and wholesome cat content? Let us guide you to the scratching post below. 

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Feline funnies bring the sunshine when we're stuck in the dark. That's why it's important to get your warm smiles wherever you can, and cat content has no deficit of happiness-inducing abilities! We're sure you already know that, because you're already here!

Autumn, though beautiful in several ways, what with the colorful foliage, cool, brisk air, and unlimited ways to spend the lead-up to the holidays, has a funny way of giving us all the blues. Whether that's because the holidays aren't a happy time for whatever reason, or due to the sun setting before 5 PM, it doesn't matter. We can all use a little warmth in our lives, and we have just the recipe for a toasty dose of wholesome happiness…

What does your cat do when you're feeling down? Do they swat you with their paw and tell you to feed them because it's been two minutes since the last time they ate? Or, do they hop on your chest and purr with the vibration of a thousand car engines and groom you like you're one of their own? Either way, we're smiling because, well, cats are the best. But you knew that, didn't you? Scroll below for some more cat comedy.

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Posted by Jack Izzo

Despite his now boss' numerous documented ties to the late financier-turned-sex-criminal, Vance said in 2025 that Donald Trump had "nothing to hide."
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Posted by Elna McHilderson

Through the bonds of womanhood, an ex-wife was able to finally dish out the karma her cheating ex-husband husband desperately deserved. It all started with a battle between stuff, as many things do. The ex-husband locked up half of her belongings in their share storage unit and he had them change the key so she couldn't get in. He then proceeded to try and pull a shady move, by asking to remove her from the account. He tried to make them think that this was all consensual and everything was fine. The female employee he was trying to trick was not having any of this. 

 

So, she said she understood, and made him think she removed his ex-wife. However, instead, she called up the ex-wife to double check this request and of course it was wrong. She then proceeded to set up this ex-wife for major success. She not only was able to go to the unit, get all of her belongings, throw all of his stuff that he had her keeping at her house into the unit, and then change the lock. She drove over, gave him the key, and told him the exchange was made and to never talk to her again. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

A senior cat discovering a new form of affection at seventeen is already adorable, but this story takes it to another level. For most of his life, this gentleman feline kept love at arm's length. He was the classic "admire me from afar" cat, the kind who allowed exactly three pats and then stared in quiet judgment when humans misunderstood his mysterious limits. But somewhere over the last few months, something melted in his old heart. Now he's a full-time cuddlebug, happily snoozing on his human's chest, shoulder, and even their head like a slightly heavy, occasionally snoring hat.

The real magic, though, happened during one of his signature dramatic sneezing fits. On a whim, his human gave his little nose a gentle rub… and it unlocked an entirely new love language. He looked stunned, licked their hand, slow-blinked the softest eye kisses, and basically turned his human into emotional soup. After seventeen years, he finally realized nose rubs are wonderful.

Now he's making up for lost time, soaking up affection like it's his brand-new hobby. He curls in closer, purrs louder, and treats every cuddle as if he's just discovered love all over again. For a cat who once kept his guard sky-high, this late-in-life softness feels extra special.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats may seem independent, but introduce a human baby into the home and many of them instantly take on the role of tiny, furry babysitter. Something about a soft, wiggly newborn brings out their gentlest instincts. Suddenly the cat who used to ignore everyone is perched beside the crib like they've been promoted to head of security.

Some cats become proud supervisors, following parents from room to room to ensure the baby is handled with the utmost care. They peek into bassinets, curl up nearby during tummy time, and position themselves exactly where they can keep watch. Others take the cozy approach, choosing to nap right beside the baby so their newest family member has a warm, purring companion at all times.

And then there are the dramatic babysitters who treat every tiny noise like breaking news. One squeak from the baby and they sprint to alert the household. Whether they're guarding, cuddling, or announcing updates, cats have a knack for forming surprisingly sweet bonds with the littlest humans. It's endlessly wholesome watching them quietly decide, "Yep… that tiny hooman is mine to look after now."

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Food for thought: When do individuals begin to forget the Golden Rule? It's essential to remind yourself in your daily life that just because something is without its owner, it doesn't mean the owner doesn't exist. This is a vague, roundabout way of saying that you shouldn't touch what doesn't belong to you, period.

This goes for everything: Boyfriends, lunch in the office break room, and parking spots. If you're not careful, you might just get the karma you deserve.

If you drive a vehicle, you know just how frustrating it is when you're on the hunt for a parking spot and you've struck no luck. What's worse is actually having an assigned parking spot, paying for it monthly, and then another person decides to use it instead.

In this next story, a condo complex resident realizes that an unknown vehicle has been parking in her designated parking spot. The resident leaves multiple notes for the vehicle owner, urging them to leave the spot because it doesn't belong to them. These polite actions are moot, so eventually, the resident calls a tow truck. Were they in the wrong? You tell us. Scroll to read the full story.

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Posted by Megan Loe

In the 2017 email released by the House Oversight Committee, Jeffrey Epstein wrote, "'i have met some very bad people' none as bad as trump."
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Posted by Anna Rascouët-Paz

The source of the claim failed to mention that New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani would not take office until the start of 2026.
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Posted by Laerke Christensen

The video circulated as the U.S. Department of Homeland Security ramped up immigration enforcement action in Charlotte, North Carolina.

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