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[essentialsaltes]

WTF.

"In her second arrest this year, the Atheists of Florida's legal coordinator was jailed Sunday on a charge of simulating a sex act in the presence of a 10-year-old boy."

i.e. she, inside her house--in a pretty lamebrained bid to get a kid to stop playing fucking basketball at 8:30 in the non-blessed AM right outside her house--made noises that "sounded like a woman experiencing sexual gratification in an extremely loud fashion," which were overheard by the boy and his father outside.

Clearly, she should have shouted "Oh God!" over and over again, and explained she was in the throws of religious ecstasy.

Anyway, the local law is the biggest twatwaffle in the story, but not by much.

Comments

[ian-tiberius.livejournal.com]

"throws"?

Stupid basketball

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

I guess it's throes.

Re: Stupid basketball

[ian-tiberius.livejournal.com]

I had faith in you, man. Seemingly everything I read nowadays has an "alot" or an "orientate", but you were my rock. And then...this.

I don't know what to believe any more.

Re: Stupid basketball

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

This is what starts to happen when u buy a cell phone.

[smaugslair.livejournal.com]

If she had been having actual sex, could she have been charged with something?

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

She could in that town, it seems.

[angry-vampire.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* this is seriously what our courts our busy with

[ladyeuthanasia.livejournal.com]

I hate Florida THIS MUCH.

[neverjaunty.livejournal.com]

From your link:

On March 3, Wachs was jailed on a charge that she posed as a licensed lawyer. She remained at the Polk County Jail on Tuesday without bail for being arrested while on bail for the previous charge.

Sounds like this was less about Corrupting Children and more about her being a fucking asshole.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to get into the earlier charge, since IANAL, but the main evidence against her (as I understand it) is that she signed letters to local government officials with 'Esq.' after her name, although she does not currently practice law in the state (but is a retired lawyer from another state). She had not been trying to sell legal services to people, or representing herself as counsel in those letters, but only acting in her role as 'legal coordinator'.