Proof I am part of the Wiccan lesbian abortion conspiracy

[essentialsaltes]

I am indebted to an anonymous comment (thank you, Osceolo K12 schools!) for pointing out this followup to the saga of Abigail Seidman, who alleges all sorts of interesting goings on at an abortion clinic in the early 1990's. Best of all, the new story links to my blog entry! My internet skills can reach 100's!

I preface this interview with Frankie’s corroboration because some of the details below are so disturbing that it is going to provoke disbelief. Ironically, Abigail recently had a doubter on one of the atheist blogs [that's me!] write in response to her story a complaint that she had to single out “Tiamat” worshippers.

The irony here is that she had not to that point ever mentioned in any of her interviews the name of the Babylonian goddess of chaos that her mother worshipped. Who would know stuff like that off hand? “The lady doth protest too much, methinks!”

Who would know stuff like that off hand?

Educated people. Um, who played Dungeons & Dragons a lot. Basically at least half of my friends. Uh oh, that's probably further proof that I'm part of the Wiccan lesbian abortion conspiracy. And so are all of you, my friends!

Very careless of me to have fallen in to her trap.

Comments

[jimkeller.livejournal.com]

And what better way to paint your enemy as wrong than to provide a link which most any reader can clearly see is intended to be taken as wit and sarcasm and portray it as sincere!

[arcane-nitehawk.livejournal.com]

I tried reading the article. I got as far as "Traverse City [Michigan] is right over the border from Toledo, Ohio where Abigail Seidman’s mother worked at an abortion clinic."

That's rather like saying, "Buffalo is right over the border from Newark NJ." or "San Francisco is right over the border from Tijuana."

The stupid, it burns.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

You'd have to go to the UP to get further away from Toledo and stay in Michigan.

[neverjaunty.livejournal.com]

If they weren't such obvious loons, it'd be tempting to assume that they put that WTFery in there on purpose. "Haw, let's see if any of these yahoos notice!"

[ajax.livejournal.com]

You know you failed your Hear Noise check when Tiamat can sneak up behind you.

--- Ajax.

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I am so jealous, I'm going to impregnate a goat and abort abort the baby in the name of Gary Gygax right now!

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

OK, true confessions time. Diana or Sheila?

OMG

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

Damn you!

I hate being reminded that fetishes of that type exist.