Important update

[essentialsaltes]

My right tit still hurts like a motherhumper.

Comments

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

Okay, we'll switch: I'll take the sore tit, and you get to be pregnant. Deal?

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

OK, but this bit of Life of Brian seems relevant: "I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?"