Important update

[essentialsaltes]

My right tit still hurts like a motherhumper.

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[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

And you know I've been losing so much sleep over worrying about that.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

Okay, we'll switch: I'll take the sore tit, and you get to be pregnant. Deal?

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

OK, but this bit of Life of Brian seems relevant: "I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?"

suck it up!

[(Anonymous)]

It took me close to two weeks to fully heal from Prime's dastardly attack within the first five minutes of the last game...he used some funky martial arts shit on me and killed he nerve in my thigh...I still feel it just befor it rains.

I think this means we're getting old.

How come I start physical activity after I've PASSED my prime?!? (no pun intended)

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