Probably worth recording in my journal

Plagiarising my comment in mayx's journal:

I just broke my all-time record for most expensive thing I've ever bought on Ebay. Twice. In one day. I need to have my head examined. And when I say broke, I mean shattered... I mean blasted with a battleship's deckgun loaded with depleted uranium, rocksalt, sulfuric acid and the anthrax.

And to think, I could be using this money to finance independent film.