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[essentialsaltes]

Awright. Christmas is over, and I don't want to hear about it anymore. Carols must cease; stores must take down their displays; horrible smirking child dance ensembles may no longer appear on morning television while I drink my coffee.

But for one last parting shot, I offer this legal brief (PDF), occasioned by one attorney's demand that the opposition lawyer not be allowed to go on vacation for Christmas.

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[bestepisodeever.livejournal.com]

you saw that gross child dance ensemble this morning too? Man, I wanted to throw up my whole breakfast, then throw up some bile.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry your eyes were scarred by it, too. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

I usually don't eat any breakfast, but I wanted to just so I would have something to throw up.

[bellwethr.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas Mike! :) Did you see that Penny Arcade finished their Cthulhu cycle today?