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Awright. Christmas is over, and I don't want to hear about it anymore. Carols must cease; stores must take down their displays; horrible smirking child dance ensembles may no longer appear on morning television while I drink my coffee.

But for one last parting shot, I offer this legal brief (PDF), occasioned by one attorney's demand that the opposition lawyer not be allowed to go on vacation for Christmas.