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After crashing a child's birthday party, an intruder identified himself in the following way: "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.

Suspect is described as a 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man with a knowledge of comic books.

Date: 2004-08-30 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sjo.livejournal.com
Funniest crime ever.

Date: 2004-08-31 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-undertow.livejournal.com
sounds like something i should do. mm cake...

Date: 2004-08-31 10:12 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Not that I would expect a newspaper to know this, but I'm pretty sure that quote is supposed to be "... I am the _night_..."

--randy

Date: 2004-09-01 09:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dude, given the crowd you run with, why do you even keep that Nerd Alert alarm ON anymore? I'm sure it goes off 24-7.

Plus, does knowing that make me a nerd or a pedant? (or, even better -- BOTH!!)

--randy

Date: 2004-09-01 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] essentialsaltes.livejournal.com
Well, I have the alarm shut off for subjects that I myself am nerdy in. I thought that would be sufficient, but occasional bits of nerd-dom from other areas of 'expertise' set it off out of the blue.

Date: 2004-08-31 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aaronjv.livejournal.com
AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Fucking geeks.

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