Worst. Criminal. Ever.

[essentialsaltes]

After crashing a child's birthday party, an intruder identified himself in the following way: "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.

Suspect is described as a 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man with a knowledge of comic books.

Comments

[sjo.livejournal.com]

Funniest crime ever.

[the-undertow.livejournal.com]

sounds like something i should do. mm cake...

[(Anonymous)]

Not that I would expect a newspaper to know this, but I'm pretty sure that quote is supposed to be "... I am the _night_..."

--randy

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Nerd Alert!

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, given the crowd you run with, why do you even keep that Nerd Alert alarm ON anymore? I'm sure it goes off 24-7.

Plus, does knowing that make me a nerd or a pedant? (or, even better -- BOTH!!)

--randy

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Well, I have the alarm shut off for subjects that I myself am nerdy in. I thought that would be sufficient, but occasional bits of nerd-dom from other areas of 'expertise' set it off out of the blue.

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Fucking geeks.