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*wakes up*
What is that unearthly crackling noise?
Oh, it's raining.



Perhaps it's because I'm still muzzy with sleep and my brain is functioning half in dreamland, but when the 'puter alerted me that...

Mouse batteries are low!

I pictured a corporal dashing into the general's tent to inform him that the rodent artillery is running out of ammunition.

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