Kitty made me do it

[essentialsaltes]

I am the Boy Next Door:
Random Gentle Love Dreamer

"More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not."

And whaddayaknow, it offered me a 16 year old girl as a match. Backrub, sweetie? Fortunately, I have found true love, and it will keep me from being creepy as hell.

OKCupid is another excellent connectivity time-waster. Lots more potential info than Friendster, but only 38,000 people. When this meme gets spread a bit more, I suspect their servers will be smoking ruins.

Edited to add:
Wow, it's kind of eerie that now that I've answered a few more of their dopey questions, among the top three matches are:

a classics major who really likes A Fish Called Wanda
and
an art history major whose favorite movie is Lawrence of Arabia.

Then again...
#4 is "a polyamorous bisexual girlfag"
#5 is a proto-lawyer
#6 "memorizes dance routines from famous popstars"

And I swear to Cthulhu that #7 is Maria. Freek-ay!

Comments

I did it too

[talentlessclod.livejournal.com]

killing time on the internet, i decided to do the test too.

i'm....

The Playboy!

are you sure this thing really works?

i'm going to answer a few more questions and see what they come up with.

Re: I did it too

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Dude, how can you not be the Playboy? You are a rock-guitarist-god. Which reminds me... if the Thickets happen to find themselves in Los Angeles sometime soon, mayxbo5 has been itching to record someone now that she works here.

Re: I did it too

[talentlessclod.livejournal.com]

rock-guitarist-god who spends his fridays playing d&d. :)

anyway, there is definitely something wrong with my okcupid profile. i didn't get any 16 year olds.