Spokeo knows all about me!

[essentialsaltes]

Spurred by a recent snopes entry on spokeo.com, I decided to see what it knows about me:

Basic Profile
Age: early 40's
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: African-American
Zodiac: Virgo
Relationship: Single
Children: No
Occupation: unknown
Education: unknown
Hobbies: unknown
Home Owner: Yes
Residence: Single Family House
Length of Residence: 5 years
Est. Home Value: $1M+
Neighborhood: Middle Class
Is not interested in politics
Enjoys shopping
Virgos are deep, intellectual thinkers that enjoy analyzing their surroundings.
People born in the year of the Rooster are bright, honest, communicative and talented.

The astrology stuff really pulls up the average!

Comments

[casketgirl.livejournal.com]

Your house is worth $1M? Wow.... They must be including the gardens...

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

I would gladly trade my home to the CEO of Spokeo for one meellion dollars.

[richardabecker.livejournal.com]

That's frighteningly accurate. Are you sure you want to put this much information about yourself online? Anyone could see this.

[ladyeuthanasia.livejournal.com]

They should call this Stalkeo.com.

Fortunately, nothing they have for me is up to date.

[jimkeller.livejournal.com]

Fascinating. I have children and I'm not interested in politics. I should tell my husband this, as he'll find my sudden lack of political interest a relief, though I'll have to explain where the hell I've been hiding the kids...

The good news is, they've got me in the wrong city. Apparently the city of Pasadena isn't the only place that doesn't know I've moved.

[gotham-bound.livejournal.com]

You're a gay black man??

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

40, unmarried, and likes shopping? I think even my family has figured it out.

[boymaenad.livejournal.com]

quick, change your sign, they're onto you!

[therrin.livejournal.com]

Interesting.

Apparently, it can't even find me.