Things could be worse...

[essentialsaltes]

Our loan officer may be a fat lazy lying bastard, but things could be worse... Glenn didn't come in to work today because there was a plumbing emergency at his house and he had to go to the clinic to get treated for gout.

Apparently, gout is uncommon in China, the Philippines and other Pacific Islands, but when people from these areas come to America and start eating like your average American, they get gout.

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Et Tu Gout

[talentlessclod.livejournal.com]

My dad got gout on his trip to Australia. The Australian doctor diagnosed it as some other malady. He got home and could barely stand. He went to the walk in clinic in Canada.

The doctor said "That is the worst case of gout I have ever seen!"

Damn Aussie doctors.