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'7-legged spider'-guy takes on the school permission slip to take his son to learn about 'the true meaning of Easter'. Mean-spirited yet hysterical.

'I will pray for you.'

'Thanks. Mention that I want a Toyota Prado if you get the chance. A white one. With dark grey leather interior and sat nav.'

My favorite part:

Date: 2010-03-21 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajax.livejournal.com
Due to the air-conditioning in the packed gym not working and it being a hot day, the hippie wearing the colourful coat blacked out mid performance and struck his head against the front edge of the stage spraying the first row of cross-legged children with blood. Unconscious, he also urinated. There was a bit of screaming and an ambulance involved and everyone agreed it was the best play they had ever seen.

--- Ajax.

Date: 2010-03-23 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogofthefuture.livejournal.com
Ha! Pretty funny. I might have tried to be more serious in my objections, but on the other hand, that was really funny.

Just fu@#ing hilarious

Date: 2010-04-08 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thanks for posting this.

FF

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