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Oral Roberts gets called home.

[I blame wikipedia for eventually leading me to the album "For Christians, Elves and Lovers"]

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Murder Mystery Dinner Train struck and killed a man. "Investigators are still looking into how the man died and why he was laying on the tracks." Real LARPers would have had the case solved before the police arrived.

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I'm generally against government sponsored nativity scenes, but if it pisses off racists, then it's okay by me.

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Wish us luck. We're attempting a special holiday formula kitchen sink absinthe.

Comments

[hagdirt.livejournal.com]

...and the decline of editorial standards continues. "Laying?" Bah.

Good luck!

[richardabecker.livejournal.com]

I wish they'd be more formal about dead people's sex lives, too.

[manda-x.livejournal.com]

Re the third link, oddly enough, the Screaming Irony Tour Bus missed him completely.

And then this baffling bit from the fourth:
The Northern League, an ally of conservative Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi with key cabinet posts including the interior ministry, has used its growing political clout to secure tough new laws including making illegal immigration a crime.

If it's illegal immigration to begin with, how is it not already a crime?

Re: Oral Roberts

[shad-0.livejournal.com]

I knew that $8,000,000 check was going to bounce; I just didn't know it was going to take 22 years to do it.