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Paraphrase of GMA story with a crash test of a Mercedes sedan versus a Smart car (by Mercedes). "The heavier car always hits the smaller car with more force."

Newton's Third Law, bitch! The force is identical. See me after class.

(But because the masses are different, the accelerations are different. While the management type feels a slight jolt, the smug granola eater is catapulted violently into the stratosphere.)

Date: 2009-04-14 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmdryburgh.livejournal.com
Wait! A media source admitted that the Smart car would be decimated by a larger vehicle, thus making it not so Smart? What was the conclusion drawn from this? That all larger vehicles should be banned from the market?

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