Julia.... Whoa....

[essentialsaltes]

New Cowboy Bebop Movie = YAY!
New Live-Action Cowboy Bebop Movie = Er, yay?
New Live Action Cowboy Bebop Movie with Keanu as Spike = Fuckin' predictable. Crap.

Hollywood Reporter

Comments

[marlo.livejournal.com]

I know he's the go-to cyberpunk guy (even though he can't act), but for Allah's sake, he's getting kinda old for this shit.

[gotham-bound.livejournal.com]

NO! ARGH. NOnononononono!!!

HULK SMASH

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

Wait, is Spike supposed to be Asian?

Is Keanu Asian enough?

[therrin.livejournal.com]

I really really want to hate this casting choice.

But...when you think about it, if he can show just a little bit more emotion than he does in basically every other movie* he actually can probably hit the part pretty well.

...except well, Christian Bale would do the part infinitely better.


*Ok, so it's probably hopeless.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Y'know, with a name like Spike Spiegel, I wouldn't necessarily assume he's of Asian extraction. Of course, he speaks Japanese, but everyone does in the future. Even the Native American shamans.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Spike is quiet and (usually) not very emotional, but I'd say he's more complex & subtle than Keanu can muster. Really it depends on what kind of 'episode' they're going to turn into a film. Straight up action, Keanu can probably do fine. But Cowboy Bebop occasionally aspired to much more, and succeeded. I have my doubts whether Keanu can match it.

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

Japanese mother ashamed of her heritage takes on western last name of the navy officer who impregnated her?

[popepat.livejournal.com]

Ed Norton.
Rober Downey Jr.
Hugh Jackman.

Oh, wait.... Hugh needs ot play Jet.

With Saorise Ronan as Ein.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Jackman's a good call on Jet. He's not old enough, but that's easy in make-up.