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[essentialsaltes]

Just a shout out to the noosphere...

I'd be happy to officiate same-sex weddings in the LA area. My fees are reasonable; i.e. I work for open bar.

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[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

#predicate has told me and my wifey that our 7.5 years of marriage are down the freakin' hole, we must be divorced and then gay married. So... we're game. Can you gay marry us?

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I could try, but I'm concerned it would make a mockery of the institution of gay marriage. Would you want a lesbian marriage or a gayboy marriage?

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely lesbian. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.