I weep for the children

[essentialsaltes]

Sure sure, JK Rowling will retroactively turn your children gay, and Phil Pullman is going to convert all your children to atheism, but why isn't anyone worried about what this sort of thing does to our nation's children?

Comments

[chickgonebad.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

What I want to know is, how does that feel to Pikachu? I mean, fisting can be uncomfortable, but full-on climbing in? Ow!

[jimkeller.livejournal.com]

That's just wrong... on so many levels...

[randbot.livejournal.com]

Is that where you go to capture Pokefetuses? Gotta catch 'em all, y'know.

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

Pikachu! Pikachu! Pika pika pikachuOOOOOOoooOOOOHolyshitOOOOO!

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

Is Pikachu a boy or a girl? It matters!