There's "a rat" in separation

[essentialsaltes]

Judge decides that Internet ordination is invalid.

Fortunately for those of you whom I have bound together in eternal manaclage, my ordination came from a mail-order diploma mill, not some fly-by-night automated webform. Sheez, no wonder that marriage only lasted seven months.

Comments

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

Wait, I thought you were in the ULC.

Huh. Wonder if/when someone will track us down and say hagdirt and I aren't married.

We'll make a sham out of this "sacrament" yet!

[hagdirt.livejournal.com]

We already have, sweetheart.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Wait, I thought you were in the ULC.

Fucking splitters! No way! I hope you don't feel uncomfortable that you were joined by a member of the wrong church. Anyway, my theology strayed pretty far pretty fast.

[popepat.livejournal.com]

I was known as "Pope" for 20 years before becoming e-ordained. I think that's pedigree enough.

Also, I own a pulpit.

And considering how dogmatic role playing is, you can even argue that I have practiced my religion on my followers from behind it!