Love is a battlefield

[essentialsaltes]

Woohoo.

I got a piece of mail yesterday with a little plastic window. Through the window there were the fateful words "Pay to the order of.... me. Sure, I thought to myself. Home equity loan? Credit card scam promotion where they pay you $5 to sign up for some crap with a $40 annual fee?

No! It's payment for the Ebay shoot! I am non-union talent!

The best part of the check is the typo on the gobbledygook. It lists my "martial status" as married. So Becca and I had a Clouseau/Kato fight all over the house.

Comments

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

So Becca and I had a Clouseau/Kato fight all over the house.

Sounds like reasonable foreplay to me.

[rizwank.livejournal.com]

I don't get the reference....

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

What, do you say these things purely to make me feel old? If I'm lucky, you can't understand Rachel's reference to foreplay. If not, then viddy well.

[popepat.livejournal.com]

Sorry, me too.
Unless I some the part in the Panther movies where Kato and Clouseau get a check that mistakenly labels them as "married". Perhaps I did... it's been a long time since I've seen thmem.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Oh please, they live together and Clouseau's only marriage to a woman was a complete sham. Kato and Clouseau were as married as they could be for the time, especially considering Clouseau's position in the Surete.

[stevenkaye.livejournal.com]

Which one of you is Kato?