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I'll let Randi tell it.

Just try to imagine how totally awesome the show would have been, if only psychic powers existed and Sylvia had them.

Date: 2007-03-09 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyeuthanasia.livejournal.com

Sylvia Brown blows big long red wet ones in a barn.

(I just grossed myself out. Ew.)

Date: 2007-03-10 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jimkeller.livejournal.com
I'm sure her defense will be something along the lines of "well, she sensed it all along, but couldn't say anything on national television because it could have brought a slander suit against herself and her good friend Montel..."

But, yeah, that would've been a show for posterity...

Date: 2007-03-13 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popepat.livejournal.com
Alright. That does it. It's time for someone to commit a brutal murder within 100ft of Sylvia's office, using a curling iron stolen from Sylvia's house -- while shouting Sylvia's name-- and then bury the body underneath Sylvia's house.

And then get her to make a prediction. ANY prediction. Is the loss of ONE life and the lifetime incarceration of one of us not worth the prospect of getting rid of this woman?

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