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First, a story of how life could be like, if only America were more like Sweden.
Second, Dittytalk continues to block my access to the site (now that they've after-the-fact changed their TOS), but I still get e-mail spam from them, as well as notices that I've received mail (that I cannot access). I've tried sending email to them to get them to just delete my profile, but no soap. So now I call on my evil codemonkey friends to just take that motherfucker down.
Finally, my personal faves from the top 100 Fundies Say The Darnedest Things. Some of them may be trolls, and many are more sad than funny, but here goes:
#1 and still champeen: "No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
Life in the Utopian future where the majority is atheist
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"
"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."
"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"
I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty.
"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."
"A person who sold a slave did not make God sick like watching two men do it."
"LOL, I think that I am the one that is missing something. Because I fail to see how "glyphosate" resistant weeds is an arguement FOR evolution. I do not even know what glyphosate is so how can that be evidence for anything. Maybe for you it is evidence, for me it is just a word that I do not know the meaning of."
I've seen it happen again and again.
Okay, at least I guess I agree with him about the hippy wiccans
" There is no record of christians EVER killing ANYONE. And the one's who kill "in god's name" do so with ABSOLUTELY NOOO support from the church. "
"Have you ever seen an airplane or a bird? They defy the theory of gravity. Dont' say stupid stuff..... theorys can be broken, that's why they're not laws....."
To give equal time, here's the secular fundie of the month: "[Made in comment to a video pointing out that atheists are just regular people] We Should show Christians that their religion shall not be tolerated. They should all be put in extermination camps and they shall die. And then they'll realize they have no soul and the bible is a bunch of crud."
First, a story of how life could be like, if only America were more like Sweden.
Second, Dittytalk continues to block my access to the site (now that they've after-the-fact changed their TOS), but I still get e-mail spam from them, as well as notices that I've received mail (that I cannot access). I've tried sending email to them to get them to just delete my profile, but no soap. So now I call on my evil codemonkey friends to just take that motherfucker down.
Finally, my personal faves from the top 100 Fundies Say The Darnedest Things. Some of them may be trolls, and many are more sad than funny, but here goes:
#1 and still champeen: "No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
Life in the Utopian future where the majority is atheist
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"
"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."
"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"
I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty.
"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."
"A person who sold a slave did not make God sick like watching two men do it."
"LOL, I think that I am the one that is missing something. Because I fail to see how "glyphosate" resistant weeds is an arguement FOR evolution. I do not even know what glyphosate is so how can that be evidence for anything. Maybe for you it is evidence, for me it is just a word that I do not know the meaning of."
I've seen it happen again and again.
Okay, at least I guess I agree with him about the hippy wiccans
" There is no record of christians EVER killing ANYONE. And the one's who kill "in god's name" do so with ABSOLUTELY NOOO support from the church. "
"Have you ever seen an airplane or a bird? They defy the theory of gravity. Dont' say stupid stuff..... theorys can be broken, that's why they're not laws....."
To give equal time, here's the secular fundie of the month: "[Made in comment to a video pointing out that atheists are just regular people] We Should show Christians that their religion shall not be tolerated. They should all be put in extermination camps and they shall die. And then they'll realize they have no soul and the bible is a bunch of crud."
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Date: 2007-03-04 01:56 am (UTC)Thanks for letting me know that I am actually a Muslim.
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Date: 2007-03-04 11:47 pm (UTC)My favorite recent comment:
"Ok, well this is me attacking one dumb ass pro-choicer...you are a fucking cunt ass bitch Sarah. I honestly have horrible wishes for your future. Im so glad to know that I will not be reading your nonsence anymore. Go throw your bullshit at someone else.
As for the rest of you, I will not name names because all of you disgust me, I wish you all pain and suffereing for the rest of your miserable lives. As for me, I will continue planning my wonderful wedding, HAVING beautiful babies, and having faith in GOD."