Sorry, hagdirt

[essentialsaltes]

So the whole Cal Godot thing on enigmachat got me all misty-eyed and nostalgic for Adam J. Bernay. Let's play internet stalker.

He's now a rabbi, conducting services for a messianic congregation that meets in his house. (Well, okay, his parents' house.)

And ladies? He's single:

"I am single, 31 years old, and looking for Miss Right. My hobbies include science fiction fandom, karaoke, and spouting opinions.

About my potential match: Ideally, I'm looking for an American Ashkenzic Messianic Jewish woman, 25-35 years old, raven-haired, dark-eyed beauty around 6 feet tall, healthy but not so thin the bones stick out, as seems to be the fashion nowadays."

Comments

[ajax.livejournal.com]

A 6' tall Ashkenazi lass? Boy doesn't want much, does he?

--- Ajax.

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Yes, and when you add Messianic and 'not too bony', the Venn diagram looks like a spirograph with not too much room in the center.

Haha, in the hopes of adding more imagery I tried a Google Image Search:

Your search - ashkenazi tall - did not match any documents.

[maccabee.livejournal.com]

Oh, and one other thing... I have found a wonderful young lady whom I have high hopes for. She matches my description almost exactly. So take your amusement and shove it.

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't settle for "almost" exactly. Demand perfection! Yahweh OWES it to you. You're His number one fan! You've read everything He's ever written!