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Hopefully it's just for the landscaping they've been working on, but there's policecars (hmmm... I typed 'policecats') blocking the intersection at Sepulveda and Westchester Parkway. No one (!) is being allowed to go south (towards LAX). There's a lot of angry cars in the neighborhood. And no line at In-N-Out.

Best/Saddest part of a Wall Street Journal article on the death of Myspace:
The guerrilla marketing has driven away James Kalyn, a 30-year-old technical writer in Regina, Saskatchewan. He kept receiving friend requests from half-naked female strangers through his MySpace page. Clicking on a request usually led to a profile that turned out to be an ad for a pornography site. At first, Mr. Kalyn was excited that "these hot girls allegedly wanted to be my friend." But after looking at a few profiles, he realized: "If it's a picture of someone fairly attractive, they're probably not my friend in real life."

Ouch.

Dungeons & Dragons player tried for murder after killing co-worker with homemade sword: "Roby said Flemons was obsessed with magic, fantasy, the occult, voodoo, Santeria, telekinesis and spirits." Why did none of those things make it into the headline?

[livejournal.com profile] notjenshiz take note: Brainiacs win lottery.

You may have heard about Michael J. Fox's campaign ad where he shakes his head and shakes his fist at those who would halt stem cell research. Apparently, there's a response ad with some jocks and some woman I never heard of. Wait, that face... Hey, it's annoying Albertson's woman! Let's see what we can... whoa, annoying Albertson's woman is Honorary Chair of Feminists for Life. And she hosts a stand-up DVD with seven comedians "who all just happen to be Christian." I mean to say, what are the odds? [Okay, it's true the Zionist conspiracy controls comedy.]

Date: 2006-10-26 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edgyspice.livejournal.com
I can't stop laughing at James Kalyn.

Also, Patricia Heaton is a stupid cunt.

Date: 2006-10-27 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] essentialsaltes.livejournal.com
I can't stop laughing at James Kalyn.

No kidding. I mean, I get maybe one of these spammy things a month, but I automatically assume it's spam; I've never actually clicked on the offered link. He apparently has, and now the realization of the deception and self-deception has crushed his little Canadian ego. Originally, I was going to add one of the spammy messages to my post, but I'd deleted them all, but friendster came through with one this morning:

hey Mike
Message: How's it goin? I'm Kristy, I just moved right near Inglewood and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :). I moved here a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what you had to say :).

I'm 22/F/single and I'm lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or more mature than me. You say you're 36 and you're cute so I guess you're qualified :)

My friend Jen from back home suggested I tried using friendster to meet people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I do have a blog/profile page at SpammyMcSpamalot.com ... I have alot of photos and stuff up if you wanna see me.

I left you a personal msg on my homepage and I took a new pic for you today. Come check me out when you have a chance, k?

Lookin forward to seeyin ya,
Kristy

Date: 2006-10-27 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nephthys510.livejournal.com
DUDE!

You are SO lucky!

I bet she's really smart, too!

Date: 2006-10-27 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] essentialsaltes.livejournal.com
Nah. I'm really fussy. I don't like her wallpaper one bit.

Date: 2006-10-27 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nephthys510.livejournal.com
thanks.

I peed a little

Date: 2006-10-27 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edgyspice.livejournal.com
Yeah, I can see why the poor girl would have to turn to the internet to meet men.

(LAFFO)

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