proselytization failure

[essentialsaltes]

The church on my lunch-walk route has the following on its signboard:

HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHED LATELY?

Hell, if I feel the need to be inappropriately groped, I'll just hang around Harlan Ellison, thank you very much.

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[jfargo.livejournal.com]

Wow. That sign SO needs to be changed.

Or video'd. Probably video'd.