Thank Frigga it's Friday

[essentialsaltes]

Awright, who wants to make one (two?) of these for Amy & Brian? randbot would no doubt prefer something a bit more literary.

DittyTalk: it's Myspace for Christians. As an experiment, I'll see if I find it as obnoxious as myspace.

Whaddya suppose would happen if you took a credit card application, ripped it up, taped it back together again, filled it out with a change of address and a cel-phone number, and mailed it in? ChaChing!

I'll be in Florida for the next week or so, so if you don't hear from me it's not because I don't love you. It's because I don't love you and won't have much access to sweet sweet internet.

Comments

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

I've always thought about mailing back a torn CC application as well! Instead, I waste time getting off the solicitation list. I used to burn all my credit card receipts, applications, etc., and wash the ashes down the drain (burned them in the sink). Then I got lazy.

A Modest Proposal. Yes. Do it.

[dark-of-night.livejournal.com]

you're not serious?

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

Serious about which part?

[dark-of-night.livejournal.com]

Burning things in your sink?!

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't very well burn things on my carpet, now, can I????

I don't have a carpet.

[dark-of-night.livejournal.com]

Oh, pet, they're cheap. I adore the one we got at Ikea. But, even should you acquire a carpet, I don't recommend using it for impromptu cremation of guaranteed credit card debt. That will transform your inexpensive home decoration into something rather less pleasant.