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Stupid Beluga Tricks.

Hmmm... maybe Cowboy beats Ninja after all.

"Are these questions testing whether I'm a terrorist or a fag?"

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incorrect conclusion

[notjenschiz.livejournal.com]

Two clear indications that this was not, in fact, a ninja:

1) the assailant had what appeared to be a handgun
2) NINJA CATCH BULLET!

clearly, this attacker was a bear.