Good Old-Fashioned Witch Banning

"The world just isn't ready for diversity when it comes to their kids."

Doherty called Army Captain Todd Buchheim, the boys' father and a former Eagle Scout stationed at Fort Polk, to inform him that the boys no longer were welcome in the Scout troop.

Looks like the ouster has been revoked, but at least everyone learned a fun lesson about religious intolerance and ostracism!

But on a serious note, could the pagans have chosen a same-sex-preferencier name than Spiral Scouts?