Joys of Homeownership

What is it that requires:

-two people in a committed relationship
-lots of lubricant
-one or two little rubber thingies
-a little finesse
-a little force
-a couple hours
-a great deal of naughty language
-and a trip to Home Depot?

If you guessed fixing a leaky hose bib, you'd be wrong! The correct answer is anal sex.