Joys of Homeownership
Mar. 20th, 2005 08:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
essentialsaltesWhat is it that requires:
-two people in a committed relationship
-lots of lubricant
-one or two little rubber thingies
-a little finesse
-a little force
-a couple hours
-a great deal of naughty language
-and a trip to Home Depot?
If you guessed fixing a leaky hose bib, you'd be wrong! The correct answer is anal sex.
-two people in a committed relationship
-lots of lubricant
-one or two little rubber thingies
-a little finesse
-a little force
-a couple hours
-a great deal of naughty language
-and a trip to Home Depot?
If you guessed fixing a leaky hose bib, you'd be wrong! The correct answer is anal sex.
