Say hello to Juror #12

[essentialsaltes]

I have been duly sworn in. I have to go back tomorrow to pick up some alternates. I think the actual trial is scheduled for April. Now that I'm all sworn in and stuff, I can't talk about the 25 kilos of coke or anything, so you'll have to settle for reading about what color my poop is, or whatever else I use this journal for.

Comments

[manda-x.livejournal.com]

Now that you've been sworn in, can you also be sworn at? Motherfucker?

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[the-undertow.livejournal.com]

bowel coloration...

sounds interesting *thumbs up*