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[essentialsaltes]

Changeling guards the house from marauding humans and other animals. Today, she got worked up about something walking along the fence, so I took a look out and was startled to see a squirrel with a big orange clown nose go bouncing along the fencetop. Looking closer, I realized that the little furry pirate had stolen one of the oranges from our tree and was making his getaway. He hopped his way out to the front yard and up into the tree to nibble his stolen booty.

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[colleency.livejournal.com]

Our neighbor's orange tree hangs over our block wall. The squirrels love to walk along the block wall, sample a few bites of fruit, and throw the remains in our pond.

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[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

Get Changeling a bazooka for Christmas.

If it doesn't cut down your vile squirrel banditry, it'll at least make for some interesting discussions.