Where am I from?

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For the second time in less than a week, someone has denied that I am a Californian based on my speech. We had an appraiser over to look at the house (for a wicked good refi) and he suggested that perhaps I was born in Europe. WTF? Should I start saying 'nucular'? Would that help?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Just end every third sentence with "dude." That should do it, dude. -K-