essentialsaltes: (Dancing legs)
The first sentence from the first post of every month.
(Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] britgeekgrrl)
(I only cheated a little.)

Another New Year's Eve party, another dance with inebriety, friendship and destruction.
Why didn't I think of this?
NASA in the good old days when we landed people on the moon and stuff.
It would be pointless to attempt to describe the oodles of crazy foolishness that made up this brief interval of time in Halloweentown (and the rest of the stop-motion universe).
I FUCKING WON!
It's still much better to be in a LARP than to watch other people being in a LARP.
We had a smaller, kinder, gentler Third of July party.
Just a note to say that we've returned from the cruise.
This week on Mutual of Inglewood's Wild Kingdom: dead opossum in the bushes and hawk on the high voltage pole.
It occurs to me that calling the Republicans 'the party of chickenhawks' has achieved double entendre status.
Pop Culture or Fashion
Forgot to mention: on the flight back, the guy sitting next to me was a Mr. Shayk.
essentialsaltes: (Nazgul)
[livejournal.com profile] thealmightyajax tipped me off to a music meme similar to the recent sf books one:

Go to Pop Culture Madness (http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/Pop-Modern/2006.html) and select the year you became 18. Snip the best 50 songs from the list and paste it in your journal. Bold the ones you like, strike the ones you dislike, italicize the ones you know but neither like nor dislike and leave the ones you don't know as common text.

I just can't face 1987. I just can't. I mean... #1 on the list... Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi. Of the rest of the top ten, 3 are covers. I hate everyone at my high school all over again.

So instead, you get the highly biased selective birth-year to 18-year comparison. (I would have done 36 as well, but I got to "My Humps" at #2 and my brain seized.)

1969 1987
Crimson and Clover - Tommy James and the Shondells Mony Mony - Tommy James and the Shondells (cover: Billy Idol)
My Way - Frank Sinatra Heart and Soul - The Monkees
Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette I Want Your Sex - George Michael
Touch Me - Doors Touch Me (I Want Your Body) - Samantha Fox
Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival Bad - Michael Jackson
Come Together - the Beatles Dude (Looks Like A Lady) - Aerosmith
Get Back - Beatles Keep Your Hands To Yourself - Georgia Satellites
Suspicious Minds - Elvis Presley Graceland - Paul Simon
A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crew
Give Peace A Chance - John Lennon (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) - Beastie Boys
Kick Out The Jams - MC5 Songbird - Kenny G
Leaving On A Jet Plane - Peter Paul and Mary Learning To Fly - Pink Floyd
Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In - the 5th Dimension Talk Dirty To Me - Poison
Pinball Wizard - The Who Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle
essentialsaltes: (Quantum Mechanic)
This is a list of the 50 most significant science fiction/fantasy novels, 1953-2002, according to the Science Fiction Book Club (who seem to have quite a bias toward older material). Bold the ones you've read, strike-out the ones you hated, italicize those you started but never finished and put an asterisk beside the ones you loved.

Via Kaye. 'Hate' is a little too strong, so my struck out ones are books I disliked or found wildly overrated.

50 books )
essentialsaltes: (Nazgul)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I set [livejournal.com profile] kyrialyse's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] bonniedelight's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I pushed [livejournal.com profile] aaronjv in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] freudinshade a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I punched [livejournal.com profile] toren_atkinson in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-115 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
essentialsaltes

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
essentialsaltes: (poo-bush)
Interests collage, stolen from [livejournal.com profile] edgyspice. Warning, image#1 of 'alcohol' looks like a bad case of fetal alcohol poisoning. But Toren loves that kind of thing.

My Interests Collage! )

I dig how I get Catherine Bach instead of Johann Sebastian. And bonus points for near-identical milla/fifth element pics. As for UCLA.......
essentialsaltes: (Nazgul)
Pretty silly adventure, with details drawn from your friendslist and interests. In a real dungeon, I seldom drink potions, but how can one resist the option: "Quaff the potion of Margaritas."
As I suspected, when I prayed at the altar of [livejournal.com profile] danharms, nothing happened.
Best combat message: "[livejournal.com profile] bonniedelight seduces you into removing your shield."

Can you do better in the Dungeon of Essentialsaltes? What lies lurking in your own dungeon?

I died in the Dungeon of Essentialsaltes

I was killed in a freezing cold corridor by Rsheslin the goblin, whilst carrying...

the Wand of Bellwethr, the Crown of Essentialsaltes, the Amulet of Eric Idle, the Amulet of Tragic Culture, a Figurine of the Undertow, the Wand of Zorker, the Wand of Jimkeller, the Sceptre of Goth, the Dagger of Wheninbudapest and 524 gold pieces.

Score: 362

Explore the Dungeon of Essentialsaltes and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

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Jun. 23rd, 2006 01:36 pm
essentialsaltes: (Dancing legs)
According to Warren, I'm to list seven songs that I'm currently enjoying at the moment.

Hmmm... this is tough, because my mode of music-listening is now "fill up the iPod and hit shuffle play". Actually, yesterday, I hit Soundsations (now relocated round the corner on La Tijera) and dropped some $ on some used disks. I picked up the Bauhaus final concert, as well as some Ministry and Massive Attack. Haven't listened enough to make it onto a currently enjoying list. So I'll have to do a little fudging, combining stuff I have in the car with stuff I'm playing on the piano with Guitar Hero with stuff currently coursing through Pippin's memory (yes, I have named my iPod shuffle Pippin -- LotR geek crossed with Apple faithful)

seven songs meme (song - band)
1. "Bad Habit" - Offspring (What? You say I shouldn't listen to this at drive time?)
2. "Hungarian Rhapsody #2" - Franz Liszt (This piece is just incredible. I'll never be able to play it, but just to be able to make a few seconds of similar sounding noises is rewarding. Damn, now I want to see "Rhapsody in Rivets".)
3. "Soylent Grun" - wumpscut (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] jason_brez!)
4. "Texas Flood" - Stevie Ray Vaughn (SRV never really made it onto my radar - I have some sort of instinctive distrust of blues guitarists in cowboy hats. But maybe I judged him unfairly, because this is one of the most frustratingly fun tracks on Guitar Hero)
5. "Red Right Hand" - Nick Cave (I wonder if it's possible to get tired of this song. I doubt it.)
6. "Kashmir" - Led Zeppelin (Damn.)
7. "Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati" - Rose & the Arrangement (okay, it popped up on the iPod this morning, and I can't resist putting it on here.)

Seven songs, seven tags. (In just ten more layers, everyone on the planet will have done this meme.)

[livejournal.com profile] popepat
[livejournal.com profile] msstake
[livejournal.com profile] randbot
[livejournal.com profile] jimkeller
[livejournal.com profile] wheninbudapest
[livejournal.com profile] jason_brez
[livejournal.com profile] colleency
essentialsaltes: (Internet Disease)
This is how it works: Comment on this entry and I will give you a letter. Write ten words beginning with that letter in your journal, including an explanation what the word means to you and why, and then pass out letters to those who want to play along.

I got L from [livejournal.com profile] colleency

1. Lovecraft
Good old Howard Philips Lovecraft. He's one of those authors that either leave you cold or exert a strange fascination. Guess which way I took him. Sure he's easy to parody in a cheap fashion, but he is not easy to actually emulate effectively. Apart from a certain carefulness in my prose, I don't think I've picked up any particular habits from him. Nevertheless, he's obviously (albeit shallowly) the author who's had the most effect on my life.

2. Love
What the world needs now is love, sweet love. I've got mine, but I'll spare you all the mushy stuff.

3. Live Role-Playing Games
If it hadn't been for Enigma, I probably never would have tried live gaming. It took a certain critical mass of likeminded weirdoes to really make it work. Which is too bad, because it's been a really strangely rewarding hobby, and more people should give it a try. Playing make-believe with one's friends can be a lot of fun.

4. Lord of the Rings
One of the best works of litrachoor ever. It's one of the few things I reread on a regular basis. I read it about once every other year. The movies still don't hold a candle to the movie in my head.

5. Liquor
I'd only had alcohol a few-ish times before my 21st, though I did get a taste for beer when I was in Europe with my folks when I was 15. Even after I was 21, I didn't drink that much except at parties. Now, I drink a lot more regularly. I was pleased to hear that a drink or two a day is supposed to be good for your health. But somehow I fear the medical researchers have a definition of drink that is about as generous as their definition of a healthy serving of meat.
My mom is a recovering alcoholic, so I try to keep an eye on myself. I'm either okay or in denial, take your pick.

6. Led Zeppelin
I think my musical tastes as a kid were affected by my older cousins. It was Zeppelin and Floyd and the Doors and the Who and Hendrix. All of these were generally past their prime (or dead) by the time I got into them. Anyway, Zeppelin was probably at the top of that list. They still rock my socks.

7. Legos
When I was a kid, I used to build spaceships out of legos. An important detail was always having some sort of smaller shuttlecraft that was either inside a little garage on the back of the ship, or that somehow neatly socketed into the rest of the ship. As I got older, they started making more and more special spaceship pieces and it was no longer fun, because those stupid special pieces could usually only be used one way. The point of Legos is that they can be anything, not that they are already something.

8. Lasagna
I have really fond memories of making lasagna with my mom as a kid. We would adopt fake Julia Child accents and just blather away as we spent our time boiling noodles and making different layers, etc.

9. Learning
One of the few things I'm good at. So I try to keep at it when I can. You never know when something interesting and learnable will come your way. A nature program on TV, a news article about, a wikipedia article that tells you that Larry Niven is Edward Doheny's grandson. But you have to keep your eyes and ears open to new information. And I think too many people through habit or indifference make no effort to be challenged by something new.

10. Laplace
Good old Pierre-Simon Laplace. There's the apocryphal(?) story that Napoleon asked him why there was no mention of God in his book on celestial mechanics. Quoth Laplace: "Je n'ai pas besoin de cette hypothèse." 'I had no need of that hypothesis.'
It has both wit and a deeper profundity that perhaps only I read into it. Laplace is not rejecting the idea that "God did it" is a valid answer to scientific questions. But if your first answer to the question "Why is Kepler's 3rd Law of Planetary Motion true?" is "God made it that way" you have not learned anything or explained anything, and there is no way to progress further than the absolute roadblock of "God did it". On the other hand, showing that Kepler's Law is a consequence of Newton's Law of Gravitation gives us a deeper understanding of nature.
essentialsaltes: (Agent)
Okay, so I finally did the myheritage What-Celebrity-Do-You-Look-like thing. I think it's Kaye's fault. Though I only have myself to blame for the ugly mugshot I used. Results?

67% Billy Joel, dear lack-of-god.
53% Dostoyevsky
52% Joshua Jackson (What? Who?)
51% Al Pacino
48% Robert Palmer
48% Patrick Stewart
46% Gregory Peck

Not seeing it. Must be one of those new artificial stupidity algorithms.
essentialsaltes: (We are different)
I'm not really a guilty person. Feynman said it best, What do you care what other people think? I guess I don't worry about what they think. I'm sure some small percentage of the zillions of teenyboppers filling out this quiz are putting "science fiction" or "fantasy" in their literary guilt slot. Fuck that.
Anyway, [livejournal.com profile] therrin guilted me into doing this. ho ho.

Guilt
What is yours?
Explain yourself
Culinary: TJ's pumpkin seeds I picked some up around Thanksgiving last year. Since then, I have had a constant supply in my office. Not as good as homemade, but still good.
Literary: None or All I like Dostoyevsky and Stephenson, Borges and Burgess, PKD and HPL. I've read books I didn't like, but I can't think of anything I feel guilty about enjoying.
Audiovisual: Re-Animator My HS friend and I laughed our asses off in a theater full of uptight and nauseated Orange Countians.
Musical: Dread Zeppelin/Synthesized Classical DZ's live show at UCLA was hilarious and they can rock the house reggae-style (when they don't disco); If Beethoven had a synthesizer, you know he would rock out just like in Bill and Ted.
Celebrity: Caroline Munro Mediocre (at best) acting, awful (at worst) films, but I imprinted on her in my youth.


Now I tag:-

[livejournal.com profile] dark_of_night [livejournal.com profile] your_momma


To complete this same Quiz, it's HERE.
essentialsaltes: (Default)
This is what the OC used to be like. Well, not really. It was actually inhabited by Disney animatronic beings, but there were always a few mutants around.

TSOL
This is where you belong in the annals of punk history!
You're mad... you're goth... you're gonna change the world... you're mad... you get the point. You gotta choose because both are really great things to be (in the world of punk) but if you don't choose you're gonna be known as the greatest "almost legend." A forgotten hero who couldn't decide what they were. Tragic, but only because of the potential for greatness.




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Link: The What classic punk band are you Test written by DrLebowski on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
essentialsaltes: (Yellowstone Falls)
I had to work on MLK day. Not much traffic and every light was green all the way from home to work. It took me half the usual time to get there. Why doesn't that ever happen on the way home?

First they came for the Quakers...

The blue X is mesmerizing me. (More of Varini's work here.)

Oh and...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Essentialsaltes!

  1. Red essentialsaltes at night, shepherd's delight. Red essentialsaltes at morning, shepherd's warning.
  2. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink essentialsaltes.
  3. Essentialsaltes is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  4. Essentialsaltes can sleep with one eye open.
  5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from essentialsaltes!
  6. Essentialsaltes can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  7. It's bad luck for a flag to touch essentialsaltes.
  8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of essentialsaltes.
  9. Over 46,000 pieces of essentialsaltes float on every square mile of ocean!
  10. Essentialsaltes is the world's smallest mammal.
I am interested in - do tell me about

(stolen from [livejournal.com profile] laurelt)
essentialsaltes: (Wipeout)
Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

1) I always put on my right sock before my left sock and my right shoe before my left shoe. If I start to do it backwards, it feels so wrong that I generally can't even go through with it. Call me superstitious, but I'm sure that if my shoes and socks were put on backwards, I would (within a few hours) transform into a goateed mirror-universe Mike.

2) I tear my fingernails and toenails. Rebecca reacts as though this habit implies that I come from some far distant culture of irrational barbarism. If the gods had intended us to use clippers or scissors or emory boards, they would grow from trees. If I notice at the piano that one of my fingernails is long enough that I get more click than touch on the keys, I notch it with an opposing fingernail and peel across. Zzzzip! Problem solved.

3) If I have plenty of time at my disposal after a shower, I air dry.

4) If I'm on foot, crossing a street, and you (in a car) ignore me and make a right turn right in front of me, I will kick your car.

5) Occasionally, if I'm walking on a sidewalk or a patterned carpet, I take care not to break mother's back by stepping on cracks or other linear figures. Or I will match stride so that I hit the pattern in the exact same place.

Now for the victims:
1)[livejournal.com profile] aaronjv
2)[livejournal.com profile] randbot
3)[livejournal.com profile] stevenkaye
4)[livejournal.com profile] bestepisodeever
5) Anyone else who compulsively does things in fives.

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