I am so naughty it isn't funny

[essentialsaltes]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I set kyrialyse's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I put gum in bonniedelight's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I pushed aaronjv in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I gave freudinshade a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I punched toren_atkinson in the arm (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-115 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, essentialsaltes

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[bonniedelight.livejournal.com]

Hey, quit it! :) Bonnie

dutch oven

[notjenschiz.livejournal.com]

You should probably get additional naughty points because i don't think Freudinshade is your wife, so what were you doing dutch-ovening? hmm?

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

In November I put gum in bonniedelight's hair

Just use a little peanut butter and it'll come right out.

Sorry!

Re: dutch oven

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

I didn't Dutch Oven him, I just gave him a Dutch Oven. But it was missing the lid, so it was a pretty bad present.