True Facts
Oct. 27th, 2006 10:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
essentialsaltes14% of my friends hate apples.
70% of my friends get hungry for an apple (or pear) after contemplating a survey about eating apples.
80% of my friends have no preferred apple-eating orientation.
Google is God
I confess I feel an overwhelming non-carnal love for Google, which is even more important than Google's (near)-omniscience, (near)-omnipresence and presumed immortality in convincing me.
In other news...
Sectoral heterochromia
and a bad case of cute.
(But someone tell Kate to fix her lipstick. Remember, it's air-kissies.)
70% of my friends get hungry for an apple (or pear) after contemplating a survey about eating apples.
80% of my friends have no preferred apple-eating orientation.
Google is God
I confess I feel an overwhelming non-carnal love for Google, which is even more important than Google's (near)-omniscience, (near)-omnipresence and presumed immortality in convincing me.
In other news...
Sectoral heterochromia
and a bad case of cute.
(But someone tell Kate to fix her lipstick. Remember, it's air-kissies.)
