I run back and hug and kiss my fellows. If the floor hadn't been liberally coated in Red Bull and chewing gum, I would have been doing my Jack Palance pushups. Our little row was party central. If something cool happened, we cheered. If something went wrong, we cheered. Obishawn appears on stage? We start shouting "O-Bi-Shawn! O-Bi-Shawn!" The Germans win? "Deutschland, Deutschland, über Alles!" Adrien Brody's not here? Cheer! Lil Maxso is gonna accept the award for the goth band? Cheer! We're a full seated row of Waldorf and Statlers in the balcony. We're here! We jeer! Get used to it! Boom: Kevin wins Best Action Sequence for his song and dance routine from Limbo Lounge. We go bananas. Kevin gets on stage and starts his speech "I'd like to thank Jesus Christ for this. I'd like to, but Jesus Christ had nothing to do with my performance!" He goes on to steal my partner-in-crime line, but I couldn't care less at this point. He also makes off with the award and gets back to his seat. Me, I'm thinking "Possession is nine-tenths", but Aaron takes it back down to the stage. Boom: Colleenky wins for Best Make-up. We go bananas. She gives credit where credit is due: the make-up artist, colleency's dress. Enigma in general gets more snaps and props. Not-So-Boom: : My wife does not win Best Lookin' Female Larper. She, of course, had wisely (?) given up on the whole concept of the Larpies weeks ago. She wasn't there, didn't care. I believe it was Chow who won, so let's at least credit the judges for not picking the entrant who took the most clothes off. She wasn't there, either. Haw Haw Haw: : various awards are given to people who aren't here. Natalie Portman, Adrien Brody, Peter Jackson. Creme-de-la-Boom: Funniest LARP sequence. The Bowmans win for Scooby Doo C-tuh-kit-a-hula, or whatever the poor presenter said. We go bananas. There are no Bowmans present, but Aaron & Kirsten (aka Shaggy & Velma) move toward the stage to do the honors. But what is this? ShoppingBagMan has come on stage ahead of them! It looks like WetMaynard wants to rumble for the award. Kirsten is game and gives the Bagman a good shove in the sternum. A different Maynardian grabs the award and in some manner manages to break the damn thing. The only Larpy in existence is now broken! Security is called and various elements of Wet Maynard are forcibly escorted from the building! Cheer! All the awards are given away. Zolar X plays a couple songs & pick up their Lifetime Achievement "Ivey". As for the music, it's not Bowie, but I think they're a great space-age glam band. They're pros and they gave a good show. They fled. Lil Maxso came on and did his little pint-size thing. Zolar X returned for a last song as allegedly people would fight their way into the VIP room. I kinda wanted to his the afterparty, if for no other reason, to personally compliment Bobbi Sue and Zolar X for their contributions to the show. But other Enigmans were starving. With promises of "We'll come back" we hit a Thai restaurant, met up with the disgraced Wet Maynard people and had some food. Not sure what the Thai people thought of us, but we were their only customers and there were about 16 of us. After that jollity, we went back to the Avalon to find it a veritable ghost town. The afterparty was done by 11, far short of the 2AM schedule. I understand that the celebs didn't stick around for it, either. Anyway, Joe Valenti was out front, we bade him a fond farewell and took off. THE END. Apart from the stuff I remember later.
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Continuation II
Date: 2006-05-01 11:25 pm (UTC)Our little row was party central. If something cool happened, we cheered. If something went wrong, we cheered. Obishawn appears on stage? We start shouting "O-Bi-Shawn! O-Bi-Shawn!" The Germans win? "Deutschland, Deutschland, über Alles!" Adrien Brody's not here? Cheer! Lil Maxso is gonna accept the award for the goth band? Cheer! We're a full seated row of Waldorf and Statlers in the balcony. We're here! We jeer! Get used to it!
Boom: Kevin wins Best Action Sequence for his song and dance routine from Limbo Lounge. We go bananas. Kevin gets on stage and starts his speech "I'd like to thank Jesus Christ for this. I'd like to, but Jesus Christ had nothing to do with my performance!" He goes on to steal my partner-in-crime line, but I couldn't care less at this point. He also makes off with the award and gets back to his seat. Me, I'm thinking "Possession is nine-tenths", but Aaron takes it back down to the stage.
Boom: Colleenky wins for Best Make-up. We go bananas. She gives credit where credit is due: the make-up artist,
Not-So-Boom: : My wife does not win Best Lookin' Female Larper. She, of course, had wisely (?) given up on the whole concept of the Larpies weeks ago. She wasn't there, didn't care. I believe it was Chow who won, so let's at least credit the judges for not picking the entrant who took the most clothes off. She wasn't there, either.
Haw Haw Haw: : various awards are given to people who aren't here. Natalie Portman, Adrien Brody, Peter Jackson.
Creme-de-la-Boom: Funniest LARP sequence. The Bowmans win for Scooby Doo C-tuh-kit-a-hula, or whatever the poor presenter said. We go bananas. There are no Bowmans present, but Aaron & Kirsten (aka Shaggy & Velma) move toward the stage to do the honors. But what is this? ShoppingBagMan has come on stage ahead of them! It looks like WetMaynard wants to rumble for the award. Kirsten is game and gives the Bagman a good shove in the sternum. A different Maynardian grabs the award and in some manner manages to break the damn thing. The only Larpy in existence is now broken! Security is called and various elements of Wet Maynard are forcibly escorted from the building! Cheer!
All the awards are given away. Zolar X plays a couple songs & pick up their Lifetime Achievement "Ivey". As for the music, it's not Bowie, but I think they're a great space-age glam band. They're pros and they gave a good show. They fled. Lil Maxso came on and did his little pint-size thing. Zolar X returned for a last song as allegedly people would fight their way into the VIP room. I kinda wanted to his the afterparty, if for no other reason, to personally compliment Bobbi Sue and Zolar X for their contributions to the show. But other Enigmans were starving. With promises of "We'll come back" we hit a Thai restaurant, met up with the disgraced Wet Maynard people and had some food. Not sure what the Thai people thought of us, but we were their only customers and there were about 16 of us. After that jollity, we went back to the Avalon to find it a veritable ghost town. The afterparty was done by 11, far short of the 2AM schedule. I understand that the celebs didn't stick around for it, either. Anyway, Joe Valenti was out front, we bade him a fond farewell and took off.
THE END. Apart from the stuff I remember later.