Forever irrelevant

The media are calling it for Romney, following the TX vote. Maybe they're including party delegates who will presumably toe the line, since the all-wise Wikipedia shows Romney at 1,077, some 67 short of the 1,144 needed. The WA, MO, LA conventions have a total of 93 to distribute.

One step closer to our occult-tinged cyberpunk future

The Knights Templar -- "A smaller splinter group of the western La Familia cartel, the Knights Templar have emerged only recently as a self-styled Christian military order." -- have declared war on PepsiCo. Now if only Pepsi hires mercs to retaliate.