From Scientismism to Subjectivism to Good Hair to Marriage Bigotry to Fictionalism

I really am working, but my current task is eerily similar to a pigeon pecking at a food bar at occasional intervals. So you are all hostage to the blathering that emerges from my brain, mediated through fingers and the intertubes. So I was reading Pharyngula, and a couple items caught my attention.
( pull up a chair and set a spell )

NYT chart

Religious affiliation mapped out on graph of education/income.

ETA: some words that go with the chart, but the chart more or less says it all.