Donorschoose letters

Got my thank-you packet from my latest 'philanthropic' effort to put aliens and Roald Dahl into the hands of impressionable schoolchildren. Selected pull-quotes from the kids:

My favorite character was charlie because he was mean

This book is cool because They Sneack into the aliens houes and find there real teacher was frosend.

My faveret part is when the girl hits a boy in the face, also when the alien kidnap the kids.

What I like about this book is the part when the people over 12 years old will die.

My work here is done.