I don't even know anymore

If you're having difficulty determining whether you (or anyone else) is being sarcastic, technology to the rescue!

"In tests on 66,000 product reviews posted on the Amazon shopping website, the algorithm had an impressive 77 per cent success rate in picking out sarcastic comments..."

Science is not the enemy of religion

It appears that the humanities and social sciences are the enemy of religion.

And thus, since science is the enemy of the humanities, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend, science and religion are friends.