Scientists - not just "all brain, no penis"

Kudos to Nature for their retro 50's pulp sf magazine cover. Sorry for smallness. Text as follows:

nature
ASTOUNDING TALES OF SUPERSCIENCE

MANY WORLDS
FIFTY YEARS OF THE ULTIMATE QUANTUM STRANGENESS

THEY LIE WITH THEIR BODIES!
Mimicry as self-defense

THE GREAT SPONGE OF SATURN!
How weird is Hyperion?

BACK TO THE FUTURES!
Sci-fi page rises from the dead

THE INVISIBLE SCIENTISTS!
Nature Jobs Investigates

[Feels weird using the 'science' tag, since this is nature]

Which Amendment is that again?

"I know that the Constitution says freedom of speech but what about my freedom as a parent to not want [my children] to read about abortion and homosexuality in their school library."