I have the Sceptre of Goth!

Pretty silly adventure, with details drawn from your friendslist and interests. In a real dungeon, I seldom drink potions, but how can one resist the option: "Quaff the potion of Margaritas."
As I suspected, when I prayed at the altar of danharms, nothing happened.
Best combat message: "bonniedelight seduces you into removing your shield."

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I died in the Dungeon of Essentialsaltes

I was killed in a freezing cold corridor by Rsheslin the goblin, whilst carrying...

the Wand of Bellwethr, the Crown of Essentialsaltes, the Amulet of Eric Idle, the Amulet of Tragic Culture, a Figurine of the Undertow, the Wand of Zorker, the Wand of Jimkeller, the Sceptre of Goth, the Dagger of Wheninbudapest and 524 gold pieces.

Score: 362

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