Friday Miscellany

If you think that aluminium is a typo, that spotted dick is a venereal disease and that Wookey Hole is Han's source of relief on long voyages, then this simple diagram may help your geography.

The Guardians of Planet Earth have kidnapped a Dalek from Wookey Hole. The ransom note was accompanied by the severed plunger.

I've been accused of being the head coach of the Minnesota Vikings by a contemptible, lying ignoramus.