Fantastic AIR limerick

This month, the mini Annals of Improbable Research called for limericks to summarize the following research report:

"Difference Between a Testis and an Ovary,"
R.V. Short, Journal of Experimental Zoology, vol. 281,
no. 5, August 1998, pp. 359-61.

( The winning limerick is marvellous )

that's my name, don't wear it out

Mike Tice sings.