Makes me wanna scream!

Halliburton loses a few million dollars worth of US government property. That's the most horrendous thing... oh... million... I thought you said billion. Nevermind. No biggie.

Better yet, remember when the Pakistani intelligence agents were saying that the Bush Administration told them to, if possible, arrest a notable terrorist during the Democratic Convention? The Pakis did it, right on schedule! Attaboy!