You've heard of Slam poetry

How about Spam poetry?
At the end of some stupid get rich quick scheme spam I got this morning, there was the following alien rap:

As the miwa went rapot the xofo
While qowuv the xijed where ridu
I diz as if dowis and xoda were ciki
Do jox it and lok the rohux
In zew moguc, zoq is an joki of xiyi